The best Quotations


In my family, the biggest sin was to buy retail.
- Woody Allen

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. this is a very comforting thought - particularly for people who can never
- Woody Allen

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. this is a very comforting thought - particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
- Woody Allen

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
- Woody Allen

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
- Woody Allen

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. the good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
- Woody Allen

It shows exactly what you can do if you're a total psychotic.
- Woody Allen

It's not that i'm afraid to die. i just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
- Woody Allen

Life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable.
- Woody Allen

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
- Woody Allen

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.
- Woody Allen

Marriage is the death of hope.
- Woody Allen

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
- Woody Allen

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. one path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. the other, to total extinction. let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
- Woody Allen

Most of the time i don't have much fun. the rest of the time i don't have any fun at all.
- Woody Allen

My one regret in life is that i am not someone else.
- Woody Allen

Not only is there no god, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
- Woody Allen

Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing ''embraceable you'' in spats.
- Woody Allen

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down.
- Woody Allen

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
- Woody Allen

Organized crime in america takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
- Woody Allen

Organized crime in america takes in over forty billion dollars a year. this is quite a profitable sum, especially when one consider that the mafia spends very little for office supplies.
- Woody Allen

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
- Woody Allen

Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
- Woody Allen


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Quotation While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself. - writer
Quotation Treason is like diamonds; there is nothing to be made by the small trader. - writer
Quotation When a man assumes a public trust he should consider himself a public property. - writer
Quotation Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes the furthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The “sure thing” boat never gets far from shore. - writer
Quotation The more one loves a mistress, the more one is ready to hate her. - writer
Quotation We know that ever woman wants to be thin. Our images of womanhood are almost synonymous with thinness. - writer