The best Quotations


I am at two with nature.
- Woody Allen

I can't listen to that much wagner. i start getting the urge to conquer poland.
- Woody Allen

I do not believe in an afterlife, although i am bringing a change of underwear.
- Woody Allen

I don't believe in an after life, although i am bringing a change of underwear.
- Woody Allen

I don't respond well to mellow, you know what i mean, i have a tendency to... if i get too mellow, i ripen and then rot.
- Woody Allen

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. i want to achieve it through not dying.
- Woody Allen

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... i want to achieve it by not dying!
- Woody Allen

I don?t want to achieve immortality through my work ... i want to achieve it through not dying.
- Woody Allen

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
- Woody Allen

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
- Woody Allen

I took a speed reading course and read 'war and peace' in twenty minutes. it involves russia.
- Woody Allen

I was nauseous and tingly all over. i was either in love or i had smallpox.
- Woody Allen

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; i looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
- Woody Allen

I was thrown out of n.y.u. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. you know, i looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
- Woody Allen

I will not eat oysters. i want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.
- Woody Allen

I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.
- Woody Allen

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around chinatown.
- Woody Allen

I'm not afraid to die, i just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen

I've never been an intellectual but i have this look.
- Woody Allen

If it turns out that there is a god, i don't think that he's evil. but the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
- Woody Allen

If my films make one more person miserable, i'll feel i have done my job.
- Woody Allen

If only god would give me some clear sign! like making a large deposit in my name at a swiss bank.
- Woody Allen

If only god would give me some clear sign! like making a large deposit in my name in a swiss bank.
- Woody Allen

If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.
- Woody Allen

In beverly hills... they don't throw their garbage away. they make it into television shows.
- Woody Allen


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Quotation Experience keeps a school, yet fools will learn in no other. - writer
Quotation He knows not his own strength that hath not met adversity - writer
Quotation To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to finish without knowing what you have written. - writer
Quotation The malicious sneer is improperly called laughter. - writer
Quotation There is no thought in any mind, but it quickly tends to convert itself into power. - writer
Quotation Is fit for treasons, stratagems, and spoils.
- writer