The best Quotations


Black holes are where god divided by zero.
- Steven Wright

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while i was a suspect.
- Steven Wright

I have an existential map; it has you are here written all over it.
- Steven Wright

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
- Steven Wright

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
- Steven Wright

Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. you'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
- Steven Wright

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
- Steven Wright

You can't have everything. where would you put it?
- Steven Wright


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Quotation Interdependence is and ought to be as much the ideal of man as self-sufficiency. Man is a social being. - writer
Quotation If I have not read a book before, it is, for all intents and purposes, new to me whether it was printed yesterday or three hundred years ago. - writer
Quotation He is every other inch a gentleman. - writer
Quotation Anger is short madness - writer
Quotation A woman's asking for equality in the church would be comparable to a black person's demanding equality in the Ku Klux Klan. - writer
Quotation Believe me, that was a happy age, before the days of architects, before the days of builders. - writer