The best Quotations


Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.
- Matt Groening

Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
- Matt Groening

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. at night, the ice weasels come.
- Matt Groening


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Quotation Every exit is an entry somewhere else. - writer
Quotation The power confided in me will be used to hold, occupy and possess the property and places belonging to the government, and to collect the duties and imposts. - writer
Quotation The management of fertility is one of the most important functions of adulthood. - writer
Quotation When a person finds themselves predisposed to complaining about how little they are regarded by others, let them reflect how little they have contributed to the happiness of others. - writer
Quotation When men and women are able to respect and accept their differences then love has a chance to blossom. - writer
Quotation It is a characteristic of wisdom not to do desperate things. - writer