The best Quotations


For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
- Johnny Carson

If life was fair, elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
- Johnny Carson

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover spam.
- Johnny Carson

My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
- Johnny Carson

New york is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
- Johnny Carson

Talent alone won't make you a success. neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. the most important question is: ''are your ready?''
- Johnny Carson

The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
- Johnny Carson


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Quotation When virtue is lost, benevolence appears, when benevolence is lost right conduct appears, when right conduct is lost, expedience appears. Expediency is the mere shadow of right and truth; it is the beginning of disorder. - writer
Quotation There is nothing on earth divine except humanity. - writer
Quotation I'm the end of the line; absurd and appalling as it may seem, serious New York theater has died in my lifetime. - writer
Quotation Patron: One who countenances, supports or protects. Commonly a wretch who supports with insolence, and is paid with flattery. - writer
Quotation The new always happens against the overwhelming odds of statistical laws and their probability, which for all practical, everyday purposes amounts to certainty; the new therefore always appears in the guise of a miracle. - writer
Quotation Self-denial is not a virtue, it is only the effect of prudence on rascality. - writer