The best Quotations

I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because i don't think children should be having sex.
- Jack Handey

The other day i got out my can-opener and was opening a can of worms when i thought, what am i doing?!
- Jack Handey

The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. but the stupid man will just lay down on some seaweed and roll around in it until he's completely draped in it. then he'll stand up and go hey, i'm vine man.
- Jack Handey

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Quotation The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - writer
Quotation To be angry is to revenge the faults of others on ourselves. - writer
Quotation Courage in danger is half the battle. - writer
Quotation By nature man hates change; seldom will he quit his old home till it has actually fallen around his ears. - writer
Quotation Much of the wisdom of one age, is the folly of the next. - writer
Quotation Talking is the disease of age. - writer