The best Quotations


A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. you start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go.
- Max Eastman

He didn't come out of my belly, but my god, i've made his bones, because i've attended to every meal, and how he sleeps, and the fact that he swims like a fish because i took him to the ocean. i'm so proud of all those things. but he is my biggest pride.
- John Lennon

It's a good thing that when god created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.
- Samuel Levenson

He didn't dare to, because his father had a weak heart and habitually threatened to drop dead if anybody hurt his feelings. you may have noticed that people with weak hearts are the tyrants of english married life.
- George Bernard Shaw

He didn't dare to, because his father had a weak heart and habitually threatened to drop dead if anybody hurt his feelings. you may have noticed that people with weak hearts are the tyrants of english married life.
- George Bernard Shaw

He didn't riot. he got on his bike and looked for work.
- Norman Tebbit

I know god will not give me anything i can't handle. i just wish that he didn't trust me so much.
- Mother Teresa

That was always the difference between muhammad ali and the rest of us. he came, he saw, and if he didn't entirely conquer - he came as close as anybody we are likely to see in the lifetime of this doomed generation.
- Hunter S. Thompson


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Quotation Let us describe the education of our men. What then is the education to be? Perhaps we could hardly find a better than that which the experience of the past has already discovered, which consists, I believe, in gymnastic, for the body, and music for the mind. - writer
Quotation Seek not to know what must not be reveal, for joy only flows where fate is most concealed. A busy person would find their sorrows much more; if future fortunes were known before! - writer
Quotation A man's friendships are one of the best measures of his worth. - writer
Quotation Ridicule has always been the enemy of enthusiasm, and the only worthy opponent to ridicule is success. - writer
Quotation Good temper is an estate for life. - writer
Quotation Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - writer