The best Quotations


It is impossible to experience one9;s death objectively and still carry a tune.
- Woody Allen

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one9;s hat keeps blowing off.
- Woody Allen

It shows exactly what you can do if you9;re a total psychotic.
- Woody Allen

It9;s not that i9;m afraid to die. i just don9;t want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it9;s all over much too soon.
- Woody Allen

Most of the time i don9;t have much fun. the rest of the time i don9;t have any fun at all.
- Woody Allen

Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing 9;9;embraceable you9;9; in spats.
- Woody Allen

Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it9;s one of the best.
- Woody Allen

The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. under 59;7, it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.
- Woody Allen

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won9;t get much sleep.
- Woody Allen

The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won9;t get much sleep..
- Woody Allen

To you i9;m an atheist; to god, i9;m the loyal opposition.
- Woody Allen

What if nothing exists and we9;re all in somebody9;s dream? or what9;s worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
- Woody Allen

I happen to feel that the degree of a person9;s intelligence is directly reflected by the number of conflicting attitudes she can bring to bear on the same topic.
- Lisa Alther

I happen to feel that the degree of a person9;s intelligence is directly reflected by the number of conflicting attitudes she can bring to bear on the same topic.
- Lisa Alther

That9;s the risk you take if you change: that people you9;ve been involved with won9;t like the new you. but other people who do will come along.
- Lisa Alther

Money doesn9;t mind if we say it9;s evil, it goes from strength to strength. it9;s a fiction, an addiction, and a tacit conspiracy.
- Martin Amis

Written laws are like spider9;s webs; they will catch, it is true, the weak and the poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful.
- Anacharsis

Changing our diet is something we choose to do, not something we are forced to do. instead of dreading it, try saying, 9;9;here9;s another thing i get to do to help myself. great!9;9;
- Greg Anderson

Let9;s face it. in most of life we really are interdependent. we need each other. staunch independence is an illusion, but heavy dependence isn9;t healthy, either. the only position of long-term strength is interdependence: win/win.
- Greg Anderson

Stop the mindless wishing that things would be different. rather than wasting time and emotional and spiritual energy in explaining why we don9;t have what we want, we can start to pursue other ways to get it.
- Greg Anderson

The law of win/win says, 9;9;let9;s not do it your way or my way; let9;s do it the best way.
- Greg Anderson

You can9;t expect to prevent negative feelings altogether. and you can9;t expect to experience positive feelings all the time. the law of emotional choice directs us to acknowledge our feelings but also to refuse to get stuck in the negative ones.
- Greg Anderson

The trick is to realize that after giving your best, there9;s nothing more to give.
- Sparky Anderson

Perseverance is failing 19 times and succeeding the 20th.
- Julie Andrews


Do you know the writers of the following quotations?

Quotation Wisdom is not attained by years, but by ability. - writer
Quotation Promise, large promise, is the soul of an advertisement. - writer
Quotation A good and faithful judge ever prefers the honorable to the expedient. - writer
Quotation No king on earth is as safe in his job as a Trade Union official. There is only one thing that can get him sacked; and that is drink. Not even that, as long as he doesn't actually fall down. - writer
Quotation Language is the dress of thought. - writer
Quotation Of all base passions, fear is the most accursed. - writer